The Long Anticipated: Haiku Hustle Results !!!

Thanks everyone for (a) playing and (b) being patient! I definitely will do another invitational/challenge because of the highly creative responses! I hope you all read the comments and saw the truly awesome submissions. I've added two new categories, since we had a few emerge :)

And without further ado...

Best Autumn Haiku
Author: Meghan A C
Title: Autumn Migration

Rain and cooler days
Spiders keep warm at my door
Warden or sentries

The captive attacks
Those lurking in webbed corners
Driven mad through fear

Toxic mist rises
Death twirling on silken threads
Free their prisoner

Most Humorous Haiku - tie!
Author: Jocelyn S
Title: Ode to Singles Ward

oh colonial
madly searching for "the one"
awkwardness ensues

Author: Cam W
Title: untitled

Comfortable jeans
Holes in all the right places
Wearin’ ‘em to church

Best Haiku Series
Author: Jen S H
Title: Grade School Woes

You're my new teacher?
Are you sure you're old enough?
Incredulity

Palm sweat, beating heart
Um, will you go out with me?
Circle yes or no

An emergency
"Miss, I've really got to go!"
Plight of the fifth grade

"I need a Band-aid"
Finger in pencil sharp'ner
Teacher: "How and why?!"

Most Creative Haiku - tie!
Author: Alice P
Title: untitled

all about me, Alice
paints, scissors, cars, graphs, maps, hikes, laughs
want to join the fun?

Author: Laura R
Title: untitled

samantha attempts
to write a haiku poem
she is the master

Best Haiku about a Place - tie!
Author: Samantha H
Title: untitled

sky and rolling waves
catching small sand crabs with dad
santa cruz beaches

Author: David C
Title: Tahoe

Sierra jewel
Set in a magenta ring
Mirrors sun and stone

Best Haiku about Food - new category!
Author: Whitney
Title: untitled

Gary is too thin
I suggest milkshakes and cream
Eat Gary Eat Please

Ice cream, milk, butter
Delicious goodness from cow
Love that black and white

Author: Laura T L
Title: untitled

Pineapple and Ham
Extra Sauce and Cheese are good
Pizza is my Friend

Best Haiku about School - new category!
Author: Reija M
Title: Grading

When you asked for help
I could have told you and saved
My pen this big X.

Author: Jocelyn S
Title: Ode to Standardized Testing

g.r.e. study
math, verbal, two short essays,
can i be gordon?